Schitty Canoe Company & Show Me SUP Too
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6 Person Raft - 110
The Largest Raft in our fleet, The RMR Storm 6 person raft is great for the entire family. We use RMR's Storm Series Rafts due to the inflatable self bailing floor. This allows you to never have to drain or bail the raft out and it allows the raft to sit higher in the water letting you glide over shallow shoals
4 Person Raft - 85
The RMR Storm 4 person raft is perfect for the group of 2 or 3 people and a large cooler yes, it say 4 person but your cooler has feelings too and it counts as a 4th person because your cooler brings you an entire day of joy, just like friends. With oversized tubes and an inflatable floor that self bails you will ride higher in the water gliding over the shallow shoals everyone else gets stuck on.
Yes, we are a canoe company, yes, canoes are called divorce boats. Our Cataraft is here to provide the much needed therapy for couples they need. Without the risk of flipping your wife out of the boat our RMR Cataraft requires you boat paddle but in a raft that is stable, and fun.
Couples Therapy Raft - 65
Stand Up Paddleboards - 35
The most unique way to enjoy a float trip is to try a paddleboard. We provide a crash course lesson on how and send you off with one of our oversized boards so you can bring your cooler and still have the stability to ensure your trip will be fun. The ability to stand on water give you the "Schittiest" experience, seeing all the fish and wildlife you normally wouldn't see in a regular boat.
Kayaks - 35
Though we have a few rotomolded "plastic Jackson Kayaks, we chose to bring on high end inflatable kayaks to our fleet. We literally asked all of our customers last season to give honest opinions about them and the only complaint was from a sweet little lady that said it was to wide for her but loved the fact it would not flip. With that said, our inflatable kayaks are always a hot rental item and only weigh 26lbs.
Canoes - 45
And yes, we do have canoes. We find them in fields, metal piles and anywhere we can. We barely fix them up and give them stupid paint jobs but, what the hell else would you rather paddle down the river. Yes, they are safe.......we hope. Still better than a boring yellow, blue or green canoe, hell, they should all have instagram pages.
Schitty Canoe Company & Show Me SUP want to ensure that our customers truly enjoy they're time on the river. Yes, our canoes are Schitty but our fleet of inflatables are from trusted manufactures and some of the most durable in the industry.
Events & Schitt
Tie Dyes & Tutu's - June 9-11
Grown ass adults will arrive June 9th for our 4th annual Tie Dyes & Tutu's event at Camp Tomahawk in Galena Mo. We take to the river wearing our most vivid tie dye outfits and sprinkle some tutu's on that you got yourself a float trip.
I Love the 90's Float -July 1st
4th of July Weekend we will be hosting our 1st Annual "I Love the 90's float and dance party. We will celebrate "Merica" 90's style. So break out your best parachute pants, Foakleys, and Boones Farm " in plastic please". We will be bringing the 90's back to the James on Merica's birthday weekend. More details to come.