Get Your Schitt Together
Welcome to Schitty Canoe Company, your go-to source for river rentals and apparel in Galena Missouri! We're here to help you make a splash with our top-notch canoes, rafts, paddleboards, and kayaks. Get ready for some seriously fun times on the water – and look good doing it with our edgy river apparel. Join the Schitty Canoe crew and let's get this show on the river!
Explore our rentals
Ready to make some memories on the river? Schitty Canoe Company offers a wide variety of rental options to suit your adventurous spirit. From canoes and rafts perfect for a group outing, to paddleboards and kayaks for a solo exploration, we've got you covered, we even have 6 person paddleboards to push your husband off of. Browse our selection and find the perfect vessel for your next river adventure. Let's get Schitty!
Our services
We offer a range of specialized services tailored to meet your individual needs. Our approach is focused on understanding and responding to what you require, providing effective and practical solutions.
It's obvious we used a template to build this site but, we wanted to sound a little fancy so this bullschitt line above is basically true with the exception of we don't give a Schitt about what you require because we require you to have fun and we definitely are not practical unless you look at us as "Practically insane"
6 Person Raft
Our 6 person rafts are great for 4 to 5 people and a large cooler or a family of 6 with an added cooler float to give you lot's of room.
We Promise you our 6 person rafts do not look as shiny as the pic above, we worked hard at giving them the Schitty Canoe patina they deserve.
4 Person Rafts
Great for 2 to 3 people and a large cooler, our 4 Person rafts are smaller and easier to handle with just a couple of people. They have self bailing inflatable floors so they will not fill with water like the big outfitters do, they also float lighter in the water due to the floor being inflated. You will glide over shoals where the big outfitters are dragging.
Once again we promise our 4 Person rafts look way shittier then pictured. We work hard at giving you the full Schitty experience.
Kayaks 45
Our kayaks are unlike what you get at a big outfitters. We chose to use Rocky Mountain Raft inflatable kayaks because of the comfort and extreme durability they offer. They are basically floating chase lounges that are almost impossible to flip.
Stand up Paddleboards 45
Schitty Canoe Company is one of the few companies on the James that offers stand up paddleboards. If you have never experienced a float trip on a paddleboard you need to treat yourself. NO!! you do not have to stand, we actually encourage you to throw a cooler on and use it as a backrest and kick those feet over the side and let the river do the work. At least that's how we do it.
6 Person Fiesta board
Dubbed the pink nightmare, when people see this giant pink bastard coming down river they move. Our 6 person Fiesta board can hold 6 adults or two large coolers, 2 people and a bunch of dogs, or even a couch....... we Schitt you not.
The Infamous SCHITTY CANOES 45
What would our namesake be without our infamous Schitty Canoes........ 17ft of gloriously leaking and oddly painted canoes that look like Schitt and float schittier. We promise a day on the water in one of these banged up bastards and you will never want to rent a canoe again................ from a different outfitter.
New apparel collection
Show off your Schitty side with our new collection of river apparel! From edgy t-shirts to comfy hoodies, we've got the gear to keep you looking good on and off the water. Don't miss out on the chance to snag some Schitty swag and make a statement. Shop now and let your style flow!
River safety tips
Your safety is our top priority! Before you hit the water, make sure you're up-to-date on essential river safety tips. From understanding water conditions to wearing the right gear, we've got the info you need to stay safe and have a blast. Check out our comprehensive guide and paddle responsibly!
"Schitty Canoe Company made our river trip unforgettable! The rentals were top-notch and the staff was super helpful. We'll definitely be back!"
Happy Customer