Your schitty guide to river safety
At Schitty Canoe Company, we might have a funny name, but we're seriously committed to your safety and enjoyment on the water! We believe the best river trips are safe river trips. Here's what you need to know to make your adventure with our canoes, kayaks, rafts, or paddleboards the best it can be. We pride ourselves on our adaptability and commitment to excellence in every aspect of our service. Explore what we have to offer and how we can contribute to your success.
Laughing all the way to safety
We know, our name is a riot! But when it comes to the river, we take safety as seriously as a schitty paddle-out against the current. Dive into these tips that blend great information with a chuckle or two. We want you to smile, learn, and stay safe! It all began with a simple idea fueled by a deep passion. As a small business, we pride ourselves on personal attention and dedication to every detail. Our approach is rooted in quality and integrity, ensuring that everything we do reflects our commitment to excellence.
What are the absolute most important things someone needs to know to stay safe and have a good time when they're out on the river with your rentals?
Your river fun starts with safety! Always wear your life vest (PFD) – it's not just a suggestion; it's your best friend on the water. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate (see our next tip for more!). Protect your skin with sunscreen, and know your limits; don't attempt sections of the river beyond your skill level. Always check the weather and river conditions before you launch. And remember: no glass bottles, and pack it in, pack it out!
What common mistakes or tricky situations do people often run into on the river that you want to help them avoid?
The biggest culprits? Sun and dehydration! No matter how much fun you plan to have, ALWAYS take plenty of water with you. Here’s a pro Schitty tip: freeze a couple of water bottles before your trip. If you twist an ankle or overheat, you’ll have a ready-made ice pack and a cooling method right when you need it. Stay cool, literally!
Do I really need to wear a life vest?
Yes, absolutely! It's not just a good idea; it could save your life. Even strong swimmers can get into unexpected trouble with currents or obstacles. We provide them with every rental, so make sure it's properly fitted and worn from put-in to take-out. No excuses!
What should I bring on my float?
Besides your adventurous spirit, pack plenty of water, snacks, sunscreen, a hat, and appropriate river-friendly clothing. A dry bag for your phone, keys, and wallet is a smart move. Remember, prepare for a full day of sun and activity!
What if I accidentally flip my canoe or fall off my paddleboard?
First, don't panic! Our boats are designed to float. Stay with your vessel, retrieve any floating items, and try to get back in. If you can't, swim to shore with your boat or paddleboard. Your life vest will keep you buoyant and Schitty to the core!
What about alcohol on the river?
We understand the desire to relax, but responsible consumption is key. Overdoing it impairs judgment and significantly increases risk. Absolutely NO glass bottles are allowed – plastic or cans only. And remember, designated paddlers are just as important as designated drivers!
Are there any river rules I should know?
Yep, just like driving, there are river manners! Respect private property along the banks, yield to upstream traffic, and please don't disturb wildlife. Also, if you see someone in trouble, offer assistance if it's safe to do so. We're all in this (schitty) river together!
What if there's an emergency?
Stay calm! If you're with a group, have a pre-planned meeting point. Signal for help if needed, and make sure someone knows your float plan (where you're going and when you expect to be back). For serious emergencies, call [[phonenumber]] or 911 if appropriate.
Float safe, float smart, float schitty!
We want you to leave your Schitty Canoe Company experience feeling refreshed, exhilarated, and maybe a little smarter about river safety. We hope you've had a laugh while learning some genuinely important stuff. Now that you're well-versed, it's time to hit the water! This is where our journey begins. Get to know our business and what we do, and how we're committed to quality and great service. Join us as we grow and succeed together. We're glad you're here to be a part of our story.